and one....and two...and....OH MY GOSH!!!!
Last night Mark and I went to get some food. we wanted to go to Rock Bottom Bewery but there was a wait so we walked around the corner to Hooters. I don't mind eating there. I see no problem with Mark and I going there because we're normal people and we act normal. We're not some swinging couple. That's another blog entry. Anyway, I just feel so bad for the girls who work there when disgusting me come in there to hit on them or give them those looks. I really would not put up with that. I would go work at a nice, fancy restaurant which is basically the same work with more clothing. As Mark says "Any girl who is working at Hooters has major issues."
So we're eating. I finished my first glass of chardonnay, on my second now and Mark is about half way through his pitcher of Miller Lite when he tells me about his workout this morning with his personal trainer, Julianna.
"So we were down in the workout room and she was touching my upper thigh to show me which muscle I was using and she touched my weiner." "Really?" "Well, she brushed it and she was like "sorry". IT was kind of weird after that." Then he adds "There were a ton of people in there working out too." Yeah right. So now he's probably thinking to himself "Oh shit, why did i just say that?" So now he's trying to say stuff to try and make it better....I'm guessing.
"I don't even think she's attractive. I think she's like a dude. She's like a guy to me. You should have heard her burp yesterday in front of me."
He just kept going on. I was like "Listen, you don't have to justify it." Like all those things he now thinks of her, that's going to make it ok that she touched his penis by accident.
That's fine tell me she touched your penis. I would rather him tell me than him keep it from me.
The bottom line and the most important thing that matters is that I truly trust Mark with other women. I let him go to a strip club 2 months ago with his assisant, who is a woman and my friend since 7th grade. I was tired and went to bed and they stayed out til 5:30am. I wasn't mad at all. I trust him with women.
I just find this accidental incident to be funny. This would only happen to Mark.
So we're eating. I finished my first glass of chardonnay, on my second now and Mark is about half way through his pitcher of Miller Lite when he tells me about his workout this morning with his personal trainer, Julianna.
"So we were down in the workout room and she was touching my upper thigh to show me which muscle I was using and she touched my weiner." "Really?" "Well, she brushed it and she was like "sorry". IT was kind of weird after that." Then he adds "There were a ton of people in there working out too." Yeah right. So now he's probably thinking to himself "Oh shit, why did i just say that?" So now he's trying to say stuff to try and make it better....I'm guessing.
"I don't even think she's attractive. I think she's like a dude. She's like a guy to me. You should have heard her burp yesterday in front of me."
He just kept going on. I was like "Listen, you don't have to justify it." Like all those things he now thinks of her, that's going to make it ok that she touched his penis by accident.
That's fine tell me she touched your penis. I would rather him tell me than him keep it from me.
The bottom line and the most important thing that matters is that I truly trust Mark with other women. I let him go to a strip club 2 months ago with his assisant, who is a woman and my friend since 7th grade. I was tired and went to bed and they stayed out til 5:30am. I wasn't mad at all. I trust him with women.
I just find this accidental incident to be funny. This would only happen to Mark.
posted by deena @ 11:13 AM
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